It’s catchy and you can dance to it

From the Department of Contracts Musicology, this from Ben Davis’s student Kate Hamilton at Toledo:

8 Ways to Avoid Enforcement

(to the tune of Paul Simon’s 50 Ways to Leave your Lover)

You’re just a Kid, Sid
They Misrepresent, Brent.
Under Duress, Jess, they Influenced me.

Make like you’re Nuts, Gus,
And they didn’t Discuss much
Unconscionability,
And Bad policy.