Weekend Frivolity: Apple’s ToS

I‘m really pissed off at my sister, a retired nurse, who posted this meme on Facebook.  She’s stealing my shtick — and it’s good shtick!

CORRECTION:  It’s even worse!  My sister merely posted the meme after it was sent to her by my 90 year-old mother.  Everyone’s a comedian!  O tempora, o mores!