Contracts Limerick of the Week: Battle of the Forms

At some point, the various battle of the forms cases all run together. Merchants exchange form price quotations, purchase orders, confirmations or invoices and then the courts perform the requisite 2-207 dance. It’s fun to run the cases through the steps, but it does not inspire the poet. So, while the Muse sleeps, I offer this all-purpose Battle of the Forms Limerick:

To rhyme on the battle of forms
Would intrude upon poetic norms.
2-207 in verse
Might even be worse
Than an ode to the new tax reforms.

[Jeremy Telman]