Quotes: Predicting Student Success

     Parenthesis:  For generations we’ve used the oracular reading of oxen guts to predict our students’ careers, or lack thereof.
     Hercules: Eeeyugh! Couldn’t you use some sort of aptitude test instead?
     Parenthesis: We tried that. The oxen guts were more accurate by 72 percent.

                      From: Hercules (TV Series)